At 4:30am we discovered our shower clock/radio has an alarm feature. I also discovered that the human body’s adrenal glands can produce about a half gallon of adrenaline at the drop of a hat.
At 4:45am while lying in bed, I began formulating my plan to hunt down the inventor of the alarm feature on the shower clock/radio. At 5:00am, 5:15am, 5:30, 5:45am and 6:00am I further fleshed out said plan.
Good morning aforementioned inventor. I feel it’s only fair to give you five minutes head start. I’m coming for you.